Indeed. Just what is needed inbetween contracts.
Looks perfect press shots for the new Channel 5 series, “Solicitors on the Breadline”.
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Clearly the fois gras and champagne budget is no more. 
Actually I think one of the shots does have a piece of bread in it.
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dessert ? Or perhaps it was made from camel dung and scorpions.
VB
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Is the middle picture a narrative piece? May I suggest ‘Consideration of the butter beans’.
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I though his expression was “where the fuck is the steak I ordered?”.
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The chips look good!! 
The £30 a glass desert wine has dented the budget a bit. I’m sure it wasnt that price on the menu. We have a three year old so don’t get out much. Anyway, we’re here now.
This is a business lunch btw (for Co Acct purposes.
Fool, can’t you tell the difference between disappointment and pensiveness? Even monkeys can recognise different facial expressions 
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Meanwhile in the kitchen
Was it dry?
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Are you always angry because you miss a good steak? 
DIY ham and cheese? Jeez you guys are so easily pleased.
I can’t even afford an Ongaku.
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The 911 sounds better anyway. 
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The 911 appears to have some electrical problems 
(reversing sensor randomnly beeping, reverising light warning flashing despite working fine etc etc)
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So its not just facial expressions but also emotions that you can’t recognise 