I imagine everything remotely profound being read by Bobcat Goldthwait.
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Stu, you know JR Hartley is a fictional character right?
…think of him as, say, the opposite of Parakeets for example 
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He’s definitely real,he even did adverts in the 80s,unlike the “green” parakeets who haven’t
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Parakeets are rubbish at advertising - Last time I listened to one I ended up buying six lengths of crimped perspex I didn’t need.
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Parakeets are clearly fake - those are budgies
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Wild parakeets are just budgies that have eaten too many pasties! 
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FFS. How many times?
Budgies ARE Parakeets.
Aaaaarrggghhh!
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Even Radiohead in the 90s knew they weren’t real with fake parakeets
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Yes for flocks sake…
Is that Fred West?
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Worse
Budgie rocked 
Panzer Division Destroyed 
or cookies
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I saw them supporting Ozzy. 
1982, I think…
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I have a couple of their albums somewhere 
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Please tell me they are on Ltd edition green vinyl?
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Reading through this takes me back. My bake off cherry, Kenny’s in Motherwell. Then myself and Snapper drove to Biscuits in Cambridge where Mibby was rather stoic/pished about the wrong voltage. The guilty were panicking and Mibby was nonplussed. His reaction endeared myself.
When the Wam became rather sanitized I decided I no longer had any requirements for sanitary products and disappeared from everywhere for a number of years. I kinda came back and posted a few times and now on the new Mav forum. I think I may like it here amongst the industrial slurry.
I do recognise a lot of old cunts.
X.
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I think I remember you at Biscuits. Didn’t you drive down from Scotland, and stay overnight in a tent?
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