I don’t think he is cut out for vinyl.
And the cactus on the left…
Also there is a massive tadpole/sperm diving into that left plant pot.

“This is not the ovum you’re looking for”
I’d be in the alleyway
Where are the animal anuses?
What sort of mat is that?
A wonky one.
Someone get that man a streamer, he’s so fail at vinyl
No, it was the room that was shit. Really.
Does it sit in the lip of the platter?
And is it level all the way round?
Are the platter fixing screws screwed in all the way? They should be flush with the lower surface of the platter.
No it does not sit on the lip of the platter, you can see a small gap. It is level all the way round.
You will be having sleepless nights now…
Speak with Guy. Or just smash it a bit with a shoe.
Yes they are below the surface of the platter.
The Tenuto top surface diameter is fractionally smaller than the inside diameter of the lip of the platter so would never sit on it.
See if you can get it to spin the other way 
He should get a proper belt drive hifi TT really.

