Shit you just learned (probably from the internet.)

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or Small Hands

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Or curling a football into the left hand corner

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For his next trick, heā€™ll design you a set of open baffle loudspeakers. :rofl:

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I was stationed near the Mohne dam and we used to jump off it into the water during the summer, thereā€™s one of the bouncing bombs as a memorial on the top of the dam.

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Yes, I think so and the same principles with which a (complete) wrist spin bowler use a to bamboozle batsmen in cricket. The flipper is the wrist spinners back spun delivery, which looks like a leg break from the hand but floats further than the batsman expects and then ā€˜skidsā€™ because of its lower trajectory. Only useful if the bowler can bowl his other deliveries with varying degrees of over (top) spin which behave in the opposite manner.

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@Jim

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Thatā€™s not a fart, itā€™s a shart

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A bit like making 6 pour-over coffees for guests after dinner, but randomly changing one to an espresso?

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The espresso would be the wrong un (googly) :grin:

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Yours would be the slower ball :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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A customer just said to me (in an email) itā€™s Bruichladdich time.

Iā€™d never heard of it. Looks serious.

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Lovely stuff.

As long as you enjoy Islay malts, of course.

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Octomore. :ok_hand:

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There are people who donā€™t? :scream:

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Apparently so. They are, of course, rong.

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Probably donā€™t appreciate cigars either, heathens.

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Smoke: wrong on all occasions. You can have depth and subtlety or peat.

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Ian Gillan is 73 :flushed:

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That the lyrics to Outhere Brothers: Boom Boom Boom are actually "I say boom, boom, boom, let me hear you say wayo- Wayo.

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