I think everyone would understand we are all trying to do our best despite feeling woefully ill-equipped for the task at hand
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Lot of people getting negative results with this strain and old tests
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Tested negative, but whatever it is itās an evil bitch that developed within the space of a few hours.
Signed off until end of Feb at minimum. CT also showed thereās two loose bits of bone which the GP wants an orthopaedic specialist to look at and may require surgery. I wonāt know anything concrete until Wednesday due to manager shifts, but I think itās likely Iāll have to go home for several weeks. Having a serious sense of humour failure about that last part.
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Man thatās bad JuJu John. Or rotten luck somewhere else.
Keep the chin up
Long story short, between the GP booking me in for a hearing test and the actual test today something went with an almighty BANG and I regained the majority of my hearing.
The test confirmed that my hearing is normal (for my age I guess, this was explicitly an āover 55sā clinic 
) and the lady suggested that the residual mild tinnitus should dissipate in the course of a few months.
Iāve got Pigsx7, Queen Roisin, JOHN and a three day doom festival this month 
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Currently shitting through the eye of a needle. Delightful.
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Great news that your hearing has returned Guy, bad news that you canāt selectively ignore Mrs G anymore.
Made it to Marrakech then?
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Alas not, this is just at home. Guess itās what I get for breaking my arm and having to let other people do the cookingā¦
Must be difficult wiping your arse.
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PLEASE FUCKING NO!
Pictures required.
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Purely on aesthetic grounds jb , I find contortionists fascinating.
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Get a video. It will sound like everything else on the Horns Videos threadā¦
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So, His Maj has the big C. Not good, but Iām sure heāll receive 1st class care. 
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Yep, itās a real shame, I quite rate the old boy.
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Iām of the opinion that the correct approach to my cancer is to laugh at it and make poor taste jokes about it. Not sure Iām up for laughing at other folks suffering though.
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