Doc at fracture clinic says I can’t drive for 4 weeks. That’ll go down well at work. Just waiting for them to get back to me.
On yer bike…
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Surely your chauffeur hasn’t also broken his foot too?!
You’ll have to use public transport
Yeah, but what about the smell?
Think of the poor passengers that have to sit next to him 
isn’t that your left foot? get an auto, left foot isn’t needed (apart from launch control)
I’m working on the company providing me with an auto.
Got no money for one meself. Being poor and all that.
Get one with runflat tyres too while you’re at it 
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Doc has diagnosed trigger finger in the ring finger of my right hand. A condition in which a finger gets stuck in the bent position because of inflammation and things. Treatments are magic injection, splinting, surgery and homeopathic chanting. I’m ruminating over the first two choices.
Amputation?
Bolt cutters have been readied.
Pretty certain that vast quantities of scotch will sort it.
My father is likely to get some fingers amputated for this condition. Don’t pussy around, get serious medical advice.
Or meditate 
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Scotch fixes everthin’. Just waiting for the sloppy professionals to catch up.
I’ve seen my GP and she didn’t seem unduly concerned. Perhaps if left untreated the condition can become severe. I am taking it seriously but not jesting at the of the expense of anyone losing fingers. I’d hate that.
Ohhmm… 
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The abattoir meditation chant is mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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