You can post this on the Shoe thread after you have got yourself professional chef’s footwear to go with your professional chef’s knives
I should have been wearing my purple crocs
The purple croc bit back
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Is that the same as soaping the spaniel?
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Jesus @Jim, this self isolation is having an unexpectedly humourous impact upon you.
You could be hillarious after 30 years of solitary… 
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Fair cop. You forgot to call me a cunt though…
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CUNT (always happy to help 
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How rude!!
There’s no pleasing some people 
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My stitches appear to have become infected. So tomorrow I have to try to get through to my doctor’s surgery, navigate around the reception staff, explain the situation to the doctor, get them to prescribe antibiotics over the phone and join the queue at the pharmacy, hoping that the script gets through to them and they have stock.
Looking forward to it already.
Will they do a video call? I’m guessing it’d be fairly obvious without a f2f meeting?
Take pics and email them if they can’t do f2f
Somewhere on here there’s a picture of one of the stitches in my hand oozing pus. @Mrs_Maureen_OPinion told me to go to the doctor, which I did. Reception were as reluctant as usual until I showed them a close-up of it on my phone and threatened to unwrap the real thing on their counter.
VB
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Glitter?
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If I could email them or seems any other kind of message I will. I’m expecting to struggle to get through on the phone, let alone get past the reception staff.
Arm
Stuff gets everywhere ime.
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Couldn’t they smell it? Just a harmless scratch if not.