you look younger than I remember
Had no idea Laura Ashley did men’s shoes.
actually I’ve got some Laura Ashley pants, that I would cut up and glue to a pair of shoes
If you want to look like you are walking around in a murdered Dorien from Birds of a Feather.
Going to go SOOOOO well with light blue skin and bright orange manbristles…
Heroin chic
They were vile the first time you posted them up Terry 
More like arse cheek
Bucky chic
I guarantee not one of those cunts has ever tasted buckie - in fact they look like American cunts.
And they’ll be all the better for that. 
It’s yonks since I tasted it, but I remember thinking that I preferred cough medicine. 
His subconscious desire for them is intense.
They are the sort of thing that only a colonial would wear…
A half bottle before heading on a night out was an excellent start - I’d probably vomit now mind you.
There is always a Glasgow-style crazy vimto.
