you look younger than I remember
Had no idea Laura Ashley did men’s shoes.
actually I’ve got some Laura Ashley pants, that I would cut up and glue to a pair of shoes
If you want to look like you are walking around in a murdered Dorien from Birds of a Feather.
Heroin chic
They were vile the first time you posted them up Terry 
More like arse cheek
Bucky chic
I guarantee not one of those cunts has ever tasted buckie - in fact they look like American cunts.
And they’ll be all the better for that. 
It’s yonks since I tasted it, but I remember thinking that I preferred cough medicine. 
His subconscious desire for them is intense.
They are the sort of thing that only a colonial would wear…
A half bottle before heading on a night out was an excellent start - I’d probably vomit now mind you.
There is always a Glasgow-style crazy vimto.
