Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Fur trapper

If I was a single man I would collect Alden. Once I had worked my way through their killer Brogues, I would get into The Modified Last and maybe start with these:

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And their cordovan…

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Ooh yeah… :+1:

Split toe :nauseated_face:. Not really my thing, lots of their shoes look like ortho boots :laughing:

I saw some a while ago in London, and they don’t do it for me.

I’d love some Aldens, I have quite a few pairs of Allen Edmonds which got while living in Florida, decent for the money.

Suck my cordovan, bitches.

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What make?

I do have a soft spot for some horse shoes.

Alden.

I also have some “Alte Wien” (actually C&J) brogues in horse’s ass.

If you ask nicely, Ellie and Lauren might teach you how to polish them properly.

Nice slacks. I presume they come in one-size-fits-all with an elasticated waistband.

:wink:

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One flame lights all by the look of it. :slight_smile:

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Also… not sure if that is the floor or wallpaper… There is a strong chance you may be Lionel Ritchie. :slight_smile:

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I now have a pair of these by Loake

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and a pair of these by Jeffrey West

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Are they Doctor Martins? I have a pair just like that and they are DMs :laughing:

Old man’s slacks :+1:

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How much are the black widow bum kickers?

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Stefano Bemer. High end Italian.

Yup. Anderson and Sheppard’s finest cumfy - fit - for - fat - fuk line :+1:

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