Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

nup, only an arse would wear them…sorry

Yep I have heard that, worth a punt, easy enough to pop back on ebay.

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So how many pairs do you have?

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Quite possibly. How astute.

I had 4 pairs, donkeys years ago, recycled them along with 3 pairs of Tods

Thanks.

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Paraboot Avignon sir?

Drakes had them in their sale but they’ve all gone now, sorry.

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They don’t quite do it for me. I love the way the Vass ones are elegant yet somehow heavier. I think it’s the way the toe seam is more verticle and the sole is really substantial.

U noe u want them

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Stoppit! :hear_no_evil:

I bought a pair in your size to save you the trouble :wink:

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You’re making a habit of that!

I have some Allen Edmonds split toes. They are substantial.

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Ah, but do they have a reverse Norwegian welt?

I have absolutely no fucking clue what that is, but Paraboot make great play of it.

It sounds like a sex thing TBH.

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I’m sure some of the shoes on this thread you can get on the NHS…

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Alden do a nice Norwegian split toe too. I still prefer the Vass…

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Definite sex thing.

Nope, just your standard Goodyear.

Stop it you cunts.
I have 9 or 10 pairs of cunty shoes and boots (one of which is close to going back for a resole etc) all of which can be refurbed by the likes of Tricker, C&J and Cheaney.
I have about 20 years to go before I will be eating soft foods, dribbling and wearing the best Velcro fastened indoor shoes from Cosyfeet.
I do not need to buy any more shoes, ever!

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Bit optimistic… :innocent:

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