Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Is he a comic? :thinking:

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How much?

£995

The juxtaposition is, nearly a grand for something that isn’t nearly (or even remotely) grand.

Are you looking in Edd’s window again?

cosy wooly lined Crocs very comfy

you disgust me

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Can’t compute

This thread is bringing on worse vibes with every post.

It’s not easy to complete Hari Kari with a bow that saggy

All the cunty shoes are going to be packed away for the move.
I have worn one pair to my Uncle’s funeral and none of the others since March
The Tricker Bourton shoes and Stow boots might get an airing this winter but I have no idea when any of the others will get an outing

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Has the watch count overtaken the shoe count yet? :smile:

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Good god no, I have 10 watches, but only 3 cunty ones, I have loads more shoes than these, these are just the cunty ones.
Also
I x pair hiking boots
1 x pair Cats
1 x pair loafer/boatshoe things
3 x pairs golf shoes
1 x pair Gym shoes
2 x pair trainers
1 x pair Van plimsol things
1 x pair Wellies
1 x pair Javelin boots
1 x pair Merrel beach shoes

I have more hats than I have watches

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I’ve been squatting in a pair of trainers that are in tatters. Not even level as the soles are all worn. I’m going to get some nice squat shoes.

All these fancy things can get to fuck though.

I got a pair of these in a sale around Christmas and haven’t taken them out of the box:

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I am not one of Thatcher’s children with 10 different pairs of Adidas

No

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That’s two more than I have.

I don’t exercise. Why would I need trainers ?

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I cannot fault your logic Terry

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