Mine got cleaned, put in shoe trees. Then bags and into boxes last April.
Apart from the Trickers Bourton show none have been out of the boxes since*
Just remembered I wore a suit and pair of ‘proper’ shoes to my Uncle’s funeral last year.
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If that’s your only reason for passing then you really do have a problem 
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I moved house just before Christmas. My new home has a dressing room with a little bit of space for shoe storage.
I think I need more shoes!
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There’s only one pair of ladies shoes - A cacophony of unanswered questions loom.
The film ‘Kinky Boots’ was shot in Tricker’s factory in Northampton
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Great film.
Which cunty shoe?
- Cunty Shoe A
- Cunty Shoe B
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Right then, it’s time to expand my cunty trainer collection. Ideally I intend to buy both these pairs but they’re time limited so I need to choose which one I prioritise. Do I go for;
Cunty Shoe A
Cunty shoe B
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Ooops, just seen the vote button!
Want . . .
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where is the both button?
shame you cant get the green ones with the yellow stripe.
If at all possible, I will buy both but times are lean so it’s a case of choosing one to buy first and hoping the other remains in stock another month or so.
I’m hoping my brown cunty trainer requirement is already sorted but the website those have come off doesn’t fill me with confidence…
bottom pair for me
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I’ve got B in A’s colourway , hth.
By the standards of this thread, those are almost perversely uncunty, tho’ I appreciate True Cuntiness lies in the heart of the wearer.
Also, needs moar options -
C. “George at Asda and buy some watches”, and
D. “Meh.”
But if you must, get the bumble-bee shit, 'cos spindle-shaped middle aged men in that gash brings joy to the hearts of sarcastic shopping-centre-dwelling teens up and down the land 
