205 squid bloody hell.
They are the sort of thing that @A_Touch_of_Cloth would have in his wardrobe for his Gilbert & Sullivan performances.
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Utterly beffudled by Reef’s sizing charts, they seem to be way out of whack with everyone else’s. Makes me rather hesitant to order tbh.
I bought from here https://www.shore.co.uk/reef-ht-print-sandals-70-s-floral.html.
their size guide says reefs come marked up in US sizes, but I ordered a UK9, which I assume will come marked as a US10
I have learnt that trying to understand other peoples sizing charts is not the way to shop.
Every woman I work with, shops on line by ordering at least two sizes of everything and then send back what doesn’t fit. If they don’t offer free returns they shop elsewhere.
I did exactly that when ordering some new golf shoes from Ecco recently as I found their sizing confusing
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I have bought a few pairs from the Clark’s outlet recently (yes,I am a penniless builder), and the the sizes are mental. I normally wear an 8, but have to order 6 1/2s from them.
You are penniless as you are never working, always on holiday. 
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Fast track to cuntdom
https://www.shipton.com/smoking-slippers/monogrammed-smoking-slippers
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When I were a lad, Surfies wore Ugg boots.
Ooooh, proper Toby Young they are 
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Hahaha, I’ve only heard of velvet slipper being using as a euphemism for condom. Something only a fucking prick would wear, so it makes some sense give the state of those things.
William Lennon. My favourite bespoke boot makers. Hand built in Derbyshire.
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And my Louis XIV Halloween costume is now complete 
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I am struggling to believe their claim that the slippers are hand made and that a monogram of that size is hand embroidered in England for that price.
Bullion, the technique of embroidery with coils of wire is very specialised and madly expensive in this country. I suspect they outsource to India. The slippers are too cheap on their own to be hand made too.
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Yeah, my mother does that kind of embroidery, there’s no way you could make them and get that shit embroidered in the UK for £300
They do other tasteful cheaper options without the embroidery
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