Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

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Take them back and kick off

I’ve left a complaint on their social meeja with a picture of the offending articles - I fully expected to buried in these cunting things! :+1:

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£33.24

You appear to have left a numbr off the front of that Dave.
Can’t be having that sort of thing on this thread :grinning:

It’s on sale.

‘Bastard Robbins 31 flavors of fantastic plastic’, have sales now?

£2.26

AND they say “Sport” on the side…*

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*“Sport”, as-in competitive pie-guzzling, obvs.

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Hence the price only one in stock
Right footing off

I put some shorts on yesterday only to realise that I had nothing but big boots to wear with them, which would be silly.
So having looked at some hideously priced designer footwear and being a practical kinda guy I purchased these from Decathlon for £29.99.
Should okay for a bit of dog walking etc.



They have all weather tread so I shouldn’t spin off in the wet….

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Trying to resist

YOU NEED CROCS👍

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Yes, I think you’re right, practical and stylish all at the same time :+1:

You’re not wrong, you know if makes sense :+1:

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Hush puppies sandals are where it’s at.
Though you need to take care,as no one wants a blow out in a hush puppy at pace

I think the heat is affecting people.
Be off with your crocs, puppies cheap shit

The only proper dog walking boots are these

I’m taking the dog out in my Lidl £3.99 sliders in a minute. Bought 5 pairs to be on the safe side

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Don’t forget the socks :+1:

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Had he eaten the other one?

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Sam went Full Waynetta at our barbie yesterday, slouching around the garden like A Homeless in her slippers because she was too bone-idle too look for some more appropriate shoes…

No pics, 'cos I was too busy being sick.

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