Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Went into town to buy a pair of summer shoes from Jones. Came home with a pair from Grenson :neutral_face:

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Eurobrogue

I like Grenson,
A mate has a few pairs of the triple welt boots, they are superb

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This is good. They replace a particular model of Loakes, of which I’ve had several pairs but which don’t even last a year.

These should do a lot longer and ultimately can be resoled.

Is that a Christy sole?
They wear well, given then look like foam.
Very comfortable as well.

New sandals complete with pasty legs

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Need :socks:

A pair of Superga gutties, in the right size this year :man_facepalming:

and a pair of Birkenstock cuntclogs

Summer wardrobe? Completed it mate.

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These beauties arrived today

Yes, I know they look shit. In the flesh though, they’re even shittier than they look. But for someone who has been suffering from gout these past few days, they are a bloody godsend!

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Gentleman’s affliction footwear

Need tennis socks,extra points for long ones that nearly reach the knee

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Half calf or go home.

New theme tune just dropped;

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse pair of shoes.

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Hold my beer

You need to visit this thread more often…

I use it as an appetite-suppressant :+1:

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It’s this time of year again…
Bit of wine on the laces to sort out.

Those would compliment the fuck out of your sarong!

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:thinking: :grimacing:

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Where is the scroll wheel?

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