Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Hello! Operation Yew Tree?

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Found a nice pair of Loakes in MiL’s wardrobe. I remember owning them but how, why or when I came to leave them here is a mystery. It has to be at least pre-covid.

Oh well, they’ll be useful now that I know they’re here.

:rofl:

Maarsterchef-2

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Check out these new bad boyz

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Planters?

Silly. These are Max Utility Crocs.

MAX UTILITY!!!

I have his first album: Clodhopping Days.

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These send alarm, disgust and violent needs to the nervous system.

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Aren’t those G&T’s that he’s been trying to get rid of over on PFM?

Not gonna lie, if they were my size I’d have them just for the Über cunt status.

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Would make sense

This upsets me more than anything he has said.

Racist paul weller look

Doesn’t have clothes but costumes. See horrible velvet collared coat. Most days he getes out of bed and dresses up as an “Englishman”.

That’s a proper insult he looks like a bag of shite , even without the shoes