I always wear Vans, DC’s or Nike SB’s.
My son has a pair of the Stained Glass Nike SB hi-tops
Awesome.
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None of those are pumps.
These are pumps
Pumps are what you do PE in at school
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Claire often wears those. I call them her Viet Cong shoes.
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correct - it’s what Louise wears in tne house in lieu of slippers
aka daps
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they have a lovely smell of rubber
Is that when you’ve been a particularly good lad, with the navy blue pleated skirt and white knee socks ?
How the fuck did you know that?
Don’t forget the hockey stick. Comes in handy that does.
Cos she does with me too 
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We called them gollies at our school.
If you were on the receiving end of corporal punishment by any other teachers other than the games staff you got the cane or a ruler, If it was a games master you got the golly.
A liking for brahn shoes? Noted.
This ^
ftfy…
Just so, a little musk is irresistible
Perhaps…
I once went camping in Swanage with a m8 on our motorbikes…
He had a lovely but very slow, unwieldy and unreliable 1962 Harley Duoglide.
I was wearing heavy motocross boots to offset my '74 Guzzi, and it was a very hot day…
After a number of pints of Ringwood ale we retired to the tent. As i was gratefully attempting to remove my over-large boots an enormous fart slipped out. At that moment I got the boot off, and the exceptionally foul mingling of musks caused poor old K to rush out of the tent to vomit copiously. Unfortunately most of it was over the Harley’s engine.
Poor bugger spent much of the following day cleaning it with a toothbrush.
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Excellent
Another entry for the opus work - ‘Butchers Tales’
I’m a big fan of Clark’s originals. I’ve had a pair of Wallabees and Desert Trek and currently own a pair of desert boots. Tempted to get a pair of Weavers at some point.
Pah, that is only a 9. If you want to score the full 10 you need to make yourself throw up too. Proper judged would dock points for foot miasma influencing the outcome too.
I like their dessert boot and would like a pair in this stone colour but in the flesh, the stitch around the welt is pink. Really fucking annoying.