Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Surely that is a womans shoe?

I’d have thought they would be just the thing for the reprise of your role as Widow Twanky at the Redcar Royal Court this Christmas

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Was emailed this from a friend, We’re having some floorboards replaced in our 1867 Round Hill home & have made an interesting find under a wall in the foundations. A “cache” of 4 shoes, apparently put there to protect the occupants from witches. A child’s boot, a woman’s button-front boot & 2 other shoes.

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just brilliant - get them framed and hung on the wall. All I ever found under my floorboards were very old and discarded empty cigarette packets.

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During renovations, a neighbour found a pair of baby shoes behind a skirting board. Apparently, put there when the child had died as a memorial.
They were returned to their hiding place before the new skirting boards were put in.

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my parents found a pair behind the skirting in the Victorian house I was brought up in - they were told that they were put there for good luck, following the survival of the baby reaching the age when they needed a second pair.

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This is quite interesting.

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There’s all manner of charms, spells & other assorted items that have been recovered from buildings that were either being renovated or demolished on display at the Boscastle museum of Witchcraft.

A great place to visit & some downright weird stuff there. A good section on 20th Century Occult activity too, Aleister Crowley etc.

Shame they didn’t cast a spell to stop it being destroyed in the flood a couple of years back :slightly_smiling_face:

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Some lucky house owner will find a single by Hanson behind a wall one day in Plymouth

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They did actually lose about half of their exhibits & have gradually managed to accumulate other items since.

We went there many years back. The two-headed baby in a bottle was particularly gruesome :grimacing::grimacing:

get them to a “vintage” shop in Brighton, get a bloody fortune for them :slight_smile:

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Along with Jeremy Paxman, about the most famous alumnus of my old school.

Yeeeees :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Magick :+1:

couldn’t deprive you, so I share my lilac Crocs.

they do need s bit of a clean

ooh double delight, I see my purple suade Trickers Robert in the background

Why’s it got a Ham stuffed into it?

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I’ve never seen Orange ham. You are looking a my permanently swollen and damaged ankles.