Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

Pair of cunts or cunt doubled up

Respect

damn these dont come in my size

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You don’t need them to look like a cunt.

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Pink is even cheaper.

Gay reggae?

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what?

Let. Me. Spell. It. Out. For. You…

‘Camper Dub’ - Dub which is camper than yer average dub :wink:

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Bloke: ‘Have you got a camper van?’
Dealer: ‘Why, is this one too butch?’

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something new for a night out in London

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Good to see they have helped the swelling.
I still refer to my earlier post.

they are amazingly comfortable

What hideous abomination doth assault thy feet ?

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Should get a few pitying looks :grin:

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Wacky. You zany fellow.

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The return from the bet should pay for your night out :+1:

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I hate wacky fuckers.

Ditto anything “funky”. Especially, “funky house”, which is probably the night Ziggy is going to tonight.

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Horror show

Nike Air Smurficide?

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I agree, the soul searching is over

T*

Only £240 a pair.

£260 a pair.