Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

They say that necessity is the mother of invention…

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Just bought a pair of Mephisto Rainbows. Don’t care if you think they’re fugly because they are very comfortable!

Comfortable or not, I’ve seen better looking surgical boots.

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They ARE feckin fugly though. Did the Zimmer come with them ? :slight_smile:

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you got some beige slacks? Farah’s maybe?

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Pictures don’t do them justice - they are even fuglier in the flesh. Don’t care what you lot think - i think they’re great!

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Like cornish pasties with laces :slight_smile:

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I found the leather to be of very poor quality, it literally washed away in the rain. I was left with these.

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Since when has dog shit brown been in the rainbow?

It is one of the upsides to Brexit. The EU would never have approved its addition to the ROYGBIV

At least no one will be able to tell when you’ve trodden in dogshit, both feet.

Diafuckingbolical… and reported.

Police notified

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Yew tree division?

Clarks Commando reborn! Did you get a free badge?

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Sensible :+1:

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Your next purchase.

I wear a pair of these most days (Rockports)

They fit and there’s enough room in the toe-box for my orthotic insoles without pressure on the top of the foot (particularly the left), which isn’t easy to find. And they’re waterproof (not water-resistant - you can stand in water and it doesn’t leak in through the seams). And there’s enough tread that if you have to walk across something that isn’t tarmac or carpet you’ll still have some grip. I suppose you’d have to call them sensible, in that they’re not senseless. TBH no-one who sees them really gives a fuck how they look.

VB

I like those

Currently considering a pair of these:

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