Smart shoes aka Dr Cunties Cunty shoe emporium

I like the Burberry filled crust

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Did you design them Jim?

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With the warm weather comes (Heaven forfend) sandals. I fear we teeter on the edge of a new low

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These are proper wanky sandals

Made by Cheaney, hand made, goodyear welted. £275.

Cheaney make great shoes, I have a few pairs but I don’t get these at all!

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Look like girls school shoes.

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Wtf on toast are those!!!

You’d look like Billy Elliot wearing them

https://www.cheaney.co.uk/images/cheaney-bertie-ll-t-bar-sandal-in-mahogany-jupiter-grain-calf-leather-p925-6406_image.jpg

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I’ll bet Reese-Mogg has several pairs of those :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Oh lord take me now.

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Where are the wooly socks? :thinking: It’s only April!

That is just not pleasant.

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Pasty cankles

AA consistently delivers hidden truths in the strangest ways. Today for example, with the assistance of modern technology it has been revealed that if you join the moles up on Mr Dismal’s leg and foot the shape of a Neolithic dagger is revealed! Stronzetto notes this as a sign and insists the pattern should be transposed to the night sky…Perhaps it points to God? Or a glue comet or some such?

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Friday nights in Devon are a little slow

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Wandering round the splendid Ford car boot this morning and thought of this thread.

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Tyre blow out near okehampton only to find no jack or spanner in boot sitting in hotel car park waiting for AA family are chuffed

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Hope you bought them

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You don’t half have some luck stu

That’s merivas for you. She should of got an astra

Tempted to stay here has crazy golf with a lovely view and some kick arse entertainment