I wouldn’t know, I’ve never been on a Thomas Cook holiday.
After about 6 weeks with the On Cloud Cloudflow, they are very comfortable, the cushioning is great, but they just dont provide enough stability for my ankles and feet. So today these arrived
On Cloud Cloudventure Waterproof. On first wear, these are clear going to provide the stability I need. Again very comfy. I’ll leave the cloud flow for lesser wear.
Tempted by these…
Couldn’t you just get a normal pair of shoes and wallpaper them?
Another cry for help fails to be acknowledged.
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Middle aged crisis shoes are at least cheaper than a motorbike or a Porsche
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For those affected by Shoe snuff, call the Audio Lab Yah! helpline 0800505050
For a minimal fee our trained technicians will beam Chakra balancing light down the phone line to you
Your day will still be fucked but at least your water will be programmed.
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…or a massive barbecue, a pizza oven and a smoker…
My shoes cost more than those…
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Only because they need a whole cowhide for each one 
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From the 60’s?
havent you posted those before?
Tempted by these…
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mein gott !!!
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I posted (and bought) these…
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Dinner and dance? 
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“I’d like a pair of shoes please.”
Certainly sir, do you have anything in mind?
“Yes I’d like electric crisis blue with cock & bollox broguing, be quick about it my good man, I have a job as Lionel Blair’s stunt ass within the hour.”
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Mods - Simon’s hacked into Terry’s account! 
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fucking poetry
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