That’s the spirit !
I think I might also try “Lets not try and brew a coffee, as we haven’t got all day”.
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Lets get all our ducks in a row.
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Big swinging dicks.
I had a boss way back in Liverpool who always used the phrase “wanking a duck” when he was talking about skiving or shirking; “have you been wanking a duck again?” he would say.
When I asked him about it , he said it came from cricket 
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More tales from the riverbank?
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haha 
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Not heard that one but shagging the dog is a common one in the trade
I think what we’ve shown beyond doubt, is that people chat some utter bollocks.
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Forum strapline?
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My eldest daughter, 37 in a few months, often - very often - says to me ‘you’re chatting shit again Dad’.
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She’s right.
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That’s the problem, I agree.
And because any excuse would do, let’s have this again.
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The use of the word “dynamic” as a noun, especially when used by journalists talking about events “changing” it.
WTF do they think the word “dynamic” (the adjective) means?
Rainfall event. (BBC weather)
Sandwich artist. (Subway)
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We are a broad church
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Nothing could be further from the truth
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