What reasons?
It’s fucking mental.
Yep. Those are the reasons.
You might just miss something really special , like sexy Ukrainian sci-fi storm troopers with flutage, enormous horns and ponytail fart drums:
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Normal day in the Waxy household.
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It’s years since I watched it, so my recollection of the rules may be a tad rusty, but how the fuck do Israel get to take part in Euro vision?
(vaguely tries to remember O level geography; something about Europe ending at the Bosphorous?)
The best way to tangle with this cacophony of cak is rapid witted real time commentary:
- Mobile / pad / laptop on lap - Selection of things to throw at screen
- Clear line of sight to TV. This may require turning porn hub off for a little bit
- Outraged / offended / baffled and appalled - Bile brings the best out in meat man.
- Type live - Say what you see. -AA’ers ability to dismantle anyone or anything will happen at warp speed.
Mark Knopfler gig is tonight, not planned but perfect timing 
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Hobson’s choice there. Knopfler vs Eurovision. Is there a ‘none of the above’ option?
Rude
Of course, but at least I am consistent. I have been unfailingly impolite about Knopfler since the 1970’s…
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This. I reckon this software was built with multiple users, tearing Eurovision apart in real time in mind. Great wit at bewildering speed has had me in hysterics the last couple of years. 
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enjoyed a look back in time of the various eurovision gaffes over the years on Tv last night , most notably when Lulu and 3 others were joint first and they didnt know what to do
If you want an early taster here is the running order with short clips:
Having forced myself to watch all of this and with another 4 hours tonight I have had to ‘make it interesting’ and so have had a couple of quid on Sweden @ 19/1 and Norway @ 44/1 and a whole pound on Serbia @ 820/1. A fiver well spent I’ll think you’ll agree.
Switzerland are the big movers in the betting now only 6/1.
Ding ding here comes disbelief and woe !
Wooden disingenuous, hammy stronzetto would get this party started with more panache. He dreams of glue cannons and streaking —— oh yes please let thee be streakers
Lucy is cheesy but accordingly tasty…
Malta is up. Bring on the bile 
Key of singer=/=key of backing track…
Not a promising start.
Why are her arms wrapped in cling film
Is she festering ?