The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 1)

He obviously meant a lot more to you Paul. I’m afraid I just liked his music.

Nope. Sorry to disappoint all fanbois.
He was a cock then, and he’s a cock now.

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You like prog.

This means your opinion isn’t just invalid - it exists in a state of quantum negativity that cancels out everything your can ever think, say or do, ever, for all of time :ok_hand:


Further:

Cockpunch to misty-eyed geriatripunks: it was of its time, it was meant to be disposable, let it go. Anything else is just necrophilia.

And never forget: Art. Changes. Nothing.

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Every generation has a cunt who
lets you down, mine is Morrissey.

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This I am, nostalgic I am not.

Opinions eh - who’d have em.

To be fair Bengali in Platforms have a hint as to what was coming

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Yep, I’ll never forgive Cliffe for Mistletoe and Wine after the classic that was Devil Woman.

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arsehole

Ariston and on

Absolute whopper.

Another CP to cancer - A young women 39, who i used to work with, leaves two kids behind (aged 9 and 11) - cancer got her just 9 weeks after diagnosis. RIP Katy

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And yet another. Last week a guy I know - clever, energetic, hugely enthusiastic and lovely to be with too - let his friends know that he’s been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer. It’s gone from barely symptomatic to him really struggling to swallow anything in no time - maybe a couple of months. And it’s spread. I think he’s not yet 50.

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My next door neighbour is battling lung cancer, he is 67 but never smoked , only ever worked in offices as a civil servant.
tragic to see him like this.

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Fucking Tesco and probably all the big supermarket chains.
Kids asked for burritos for dinner tomorrow so I popped to Tesco for a can of refried beans.
£1.00 and 60 fucking pence for a can of beans, fuck that. Went into the little Nisa 65p.
So it ain’t down to shortages (probably been in the storeroom a year) just an opportunity to maximise profit under that guise. Nasty profiteering cunts.

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You’re talking about a can of Refried Beans. Get. A. Grip.

In the next breath will be, “I couldn’t get my usual £2 whole chicken either”.

You bored or you got a vested interest?

Refried Beans ? Really ??

Yeah simple beans that a much smaller establishment can sell for 1/3 the price of Tesco. It is not in isolation either.

BTW a £2 is not a thing is it?
I dread to think what existence they have before being boiled alive.

I get the poor treatment of suppliers, and staff. I also get the appalling effects from using alcohol as a loss leader. Plenty of areas to complain about Tesco.
The whole market is competition based. Well done you for finding it cheaper elsewhere.

I fucking loathe Tesco. Cynical cunts.

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