The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 1)

Oh fuck off you smug potato headed cunt (I’m watching the snooker)

Fucking hell!

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Got to protect that effective-monopoly… :money_mouth_face:

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Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse

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I Will Kill You No GIF by La Guarimba Film Festival

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Golf bats finally made it home 6 days after I did.

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I would have cut his rope

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I have absolutely no idea why someone would do this - are they members of a Rare Omelette Society or something?

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Thousands of pounds apparently, 18 weeks is zero deterrent. He’ll be back doing the same, as will others.

A nice robust knee-capping seems in order then - should make the physical activity a lot more tricky

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Stupid, greedy and hopelessly inefficient. These are qualities that a Tory government can really relate to which no doubt explains the award of a nine year contract.

The stench of a third-go cunt is cunty strong

Not really a CP but even though they say there’s no evidence of mental illness there is clearly something wrong with her.

WhyTF would you put her in prison instead of a secure mental hospital where she could be observed and diagnosed over a longer period of time.

Prison sentence just seems bizarre to me

It certainly doesn’t seem like a wise outcome - I wonder to what degree the judge’s hands were tied.

Hadn’t clocked that Cruella was in on this at the start, but it figures. Fortunately my boys’ school takes a very different approach to just about everything.

Attempting to pervert the course of justice virtually always carries a prison sentence. It is public policy. People spent time in prison due to her lies. She wasted countless hours of police time. There are other aggravating factors too. There was no psychiatric evidence to support a hospital order. Prison appears entirely appropriate.

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Yeah, it does seem that whilst she underwent plenty of psychiatric review, none of it explained / justified what had gone on. Maybe this is just a case of “some people are cunts” :man_shrugging:

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Cockpunch for @browellm , he knows why :jeans: (they don’t have a cords emoji) :rofl:

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