The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 1)

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Yeah, whatever on the sense of humour or otherwise, but you are definitely wrong about him as a person.

TfL Trams; those in charge of the woeful fucking service. It’s been fucking joke. Especially this year with all the strikes- funnily enough solved just before Wimbledon- and engineering works which haven’t.

Thanks to ULEZ, I have to use this fucking service and could do without a 15- 30 minutes walk on top of being up at 03:30 to get to work for about 06:20.

Being as I am one of the ‘little people’ I know I don’t matter. So I’m cunting them off here.

:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Brick-in-the-balls guy having a well-deserved mare.

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Hope he now gets the book thrown at him

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Related; CP to the cunts that posted bills encouraging people to march in London.

Reason? What was left had Yaxley Lennon’s face and stage name on it…

I’m still laughing that he thought the best place to do his jig was right next to the police shields where bricks were being lobbed.

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I’d rather, more bricks! Fucking all of them!! :+1:

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I was thinking metaphorically, but yes, those too

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Can you throw bricks without bats?

The spirit of Windsor Davies hovers over us.

The thicko Tommeh stans fell hard for this one:

https://x.com/sandford_police/status/1819368855514284276?s=61&t=XUF0X-MAk23CzHyTDIHpXw

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Saw the other bits of that :laughing:

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Love the video of the guy getting a German shepherd up the ass.

There’s obviously skill involved in launching your dog at the correct time.

13/10, very good boy.

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Good luck to police officer in Sunderland tonight if this bloke gets arrested ,”have you got any tattoos “

https://twitter.com/antiracismday/status/1819443858985374194?s=46

That was in Hartlepool, last night.

The pain in the arse twat was apparently sobbing in court today when he was remanded in custody to appear at Crown Court on Sep 2nd. :joy:

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Excellent

Sadly, it appears he was told he would be bailed :frowning_face:

Unfortunately, not with one of these

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The guy with the camera saying “Your fucking tats are awesome mate. Pure British!”

He’s got a fucking Swastika on his back you imbecilic cunt. How British is that?

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