The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 1)

Nah, it must be your imaginaysheeeeeun.

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No, I don’t look back in anger.

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Yea, you just gotta roll with it.

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We will just have to acquiesce to his pov

This.

Presumably the Advent calendars have all sold out ?

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I’ve driven the bus he owns jointly with Leon Daniels… Not met him though. Anyhoo; windmilling CP him.

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Having travelled from their post 6pm after a couple of WCML trains have been cancelled i wouldn’t want to participate in an emergency evacuation. The station is wedged, the outdoor area is wedged and due to works on the HS2 terminal, the egress from the outdoor area is narrow.

I dont know the details of that engineers concerns, but i would like to.

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How soon people forget why he left NR :roll_eyes:
Bendy Hendy and his whoring

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And nope, Warwick pharmacy did not want to know due to the obscure nature so I am back again at Lloyds Coventry. Are they better than before? Guess what, no.

And that is after they pretty much ignored the first time the consultant put the renewal in 6 weeks ago (which they accepted).

Our Surgery.

Yes, I know the NHS is in crisis. Yes I know there are funding issues. Yes, I know there is a staffing crisis. But, the once great bastion of obstruction (the receptionist) has now become just incompetent.

I have regular medication, none of which cause much scrutiny. But, due to my shift work, I have issues with sleep management on some shifts. This requires some chemical assistance.

Due to this having been a problem for an extended period of 15+ years, I have found a balance between the product, it’s efficacy, and it’s use (half dosing, abstinence, other methods, etc). This has had my doctors approval for the last 10 years (he retired last year).

I received a call from the Surgery last week, stating that the repeat for my “sleepers” has been refused, and that I needed to speak to the Surgery Pharmacist to seek approval.

A callback was arranged for today. Lo and behold ! The Pharmacist isn’t qualified to approve the medicine. I have to speak to a doctor !
“Why was this appointment arranged then ?” I ask.
“No idea,” says the Pharmacist, “the notes on your file state ‘must have Dr’s approval’ !”

Before I completely lost my shit, she says, “Hold on, the Duty Dr has just walked past.” A few questions and approval was given.

This was followed by, “I’m so sorry about all this, I will put a note on your file and you shouldn’t need to be inconvenienced again.”

“And the receptionist?” I ask.

“Oh, she is definitely going to be spoken to. Right. Now !” Came the reply.

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Joint bus ownership is an actual thing?

Why?

I can understand joint plane ownership, or joint holiday caravan ownership, but a bus?

I’ve led a dull, sheltered life, it seems.

Unless I’ve misunderstood, and it’s a bus to smoke joints in…

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I think you meant to say “talentless pricks”.

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Yes, although in general buses may be bought- and insured- cheaply, storage and servicing is the killer. Eg: 25 Litres Engine Oil Capacity for the O.600 Diesel Engine…

A bus similar to theirs- a 1950 Leyland Titan RTW sell for around £50,000 but a shitter can be bought for £1,500…

That price may not include tyres. Yes. Really…

We need an Abattoir tour bus :grin:

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Sounds a great idea.

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And go to Paris

Yes, in a 1950 Titan.

Altogether now, ‘We’re all going on a summer holiday’.

It sounds like all my ideas of hell.

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Volunteering for the Conductor Post? :sweat_smile: