Ding ding
Why not. I can do miserable as well as anyone else.
Bus journeys are supposed to be unbearable. Happy to maintain that finest of British traditions.
No mate, that ticket isn’t valid on this service…
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I was thinking more Partridge family livery
You’d make a great Blakey 
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Suggest we leave at 9:15, means half the forum can’t join as their bus pass isn’t valid till 9:30
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If you’d managed to hold your attention span together for long enough to get to the second paragraph you’d have got to the picks part… 
I would, I truly would.
I’ll get you Butler (ad infinitum)
Erm, ok.
I think he got the pricks bit right.
I wouldn’t say talentless though. Some truly fine guitar riffs (Roll With It, Shakermaker etc) in there. Questionable taste would be more accurate (for me).
Liked them in the early days, but never really connected with the lyrics (whatever they were about). Now, it all sounds a bit leaden and flat. Liam’s voice is a bit like fingernails down a blackboard. Noel’s guitar work still stands out though.
Apparently, Noel and Liam stand to make circa £50 million each from the reunion, so the motivation is erm, strong. As we all know, bands who get back together for a ‘fuckload of cash reunion tour’ never disappoint, do they…
I may still have a couple more of their albums on vinyl. Now might be a good time to flog them.
OK, a couple of questions to verify the truth of your story:
Did the bus break down on the way, prompting a precocious acting school kid to suggest that you could just ‘do the gig right here’?
Is Cliff really qualified to drive a bus?
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All the cunts responsible for this can have one. Actually they should do porridge. But they won’t, will they?
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It’s the tory way mate - kill the poor. Since they’re not (yet) allowed to do it on horseback with hounds, they have to settle for doing it by wilful neglect instead…
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and another neighbourly cockpunch.
Yet another new resident today (I don’t know what’s going on) has gone absolutely bananas about joining right this flipping minute.
Now she’s on she’s mailing me to ask what it actually is.
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All of these cunts deserve everything coming their way but the husband is in a league of his own. I’m not normally vindictive or violent but I hope something unspeakable befalls him in prison.
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You’ve been defending them for the last 14yrs you fucking goon.
Just fuck off to GB News where you belong you useless tory stooge.
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