The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

I need to play Skyrim again.

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This is why corporate types need keeping WAY the fuck away from cocaine.

Cunts.

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And as another example

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Must have found their copy of Freeze IOU.

Why I don’t buy halal produce, vol 12, chapter 6 -

A cockpunching is nowhere near enough…

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100% - thankfully never ran into it in a work context. My take is that if you need to compromise animal welfare to meet “religious requirements”, you can go vegetarian. To my knowledge, no religion mandates eating meat, so you can have a vegetarian diet and still be in compliance.

Interestingly, a lot of more strictly observing Jews will opt for a vegetarian menu when it’s not a Kosher trained chef involved, because they also have the complexity of the not mixing meat and milk element that doesn’t appear to be present in the Halal requirements.

Yep, standard approach by most Muslim people at our work whenever food is laid on so the done thing is that the veg stuff is left until they are sorted.

Sort of connected, the caterers at one cricket club decided, in a match where there was a high probability of a number of Muslim people playing, to make the only option for the cricket tea some pasta with prawns which went down as well as expected.

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The owner should be banned from owning an abattoir, for life. They are responsible for the behaviour of their staff, they patently dont give a shit.

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Yep, instead they’ve just sacked 3 people, who will no doubt be re-employed in a week or two’s time when protests have died down - not like people are exactly queueing-up to cut animal’s throats all day long…

Me. For not really listening to Alt-J until now.

They are really very good.

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Welcome to 2012 Scottie :smile:

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At a work dinner years ago the food arrived while I was away from the table.

By the time I got back my Indian colleagues had demolished most of my (veggie) meal, having assumed that it was some sort of sharing platter for themselves :rofl:

Why are the BBC giving these thieving shysters air time?

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No

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The BBC has become a publicly-funded branch of the Daily Mail, hence the similar content (and similar leadershit: “…In 2023, [BBC DG Tim] Davie was named by the New Statesman as the eleventh most powerful person on the right in UK politics.”)…

Cockpunches all-round! :fist_right: :fist_right: :fist_right: :fist_right: :fist_right: :fist_right:

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I happened to be watching ITV this morning where the former barrister Rob Rinder absolutely eviscerated Hannah Ingram-Moore who was on there trying to push some new, sympathy grasping book.

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I just hope the old boy never had a clue what a worthless piece-of-shit his daughter is.

That apple didn’t just fall far from the tree - it was rotten before it hit the ground.

And one (again) for Bayer, who over decades have spent $billions suppressing all of the independent research demonstrating that Glyphosate weedkiller is harmful to human and animal health (just try googling it - good luck drilling-down to the proper peer-reviewed research), and are timing their latest suppression perfectly with the gub-mental clownshow currently underway in the US…

“FRANKFURT, March 7 (Reuters) - Bayer has told U.S. lawmakers it could stop selling Roundup weedkiller unless they can strengthen legal protection against product liability litigation, according to a financial analyst and a person close to the matter.”

Glyphosate matters because it is not just used by gardeners, but by the millions of tons in farming - and not just for weedkilling: e.g. potato crops are routinely sprayed with it while the foliage remains green to allow carefully timed, tiered harvesting. Despite Bayer’s denials, Glyphosate does enter the tubers, and again, despite Bayer’s denials, it is implicated in instances of human cancers…

The news services can have one for thinking that Charlie boy’s playlist is worth repeating every fifteen fucking minutes.

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A small price to pay provided it enables Bayer to maintain a healthy balance sheet. I think we can all agree that corporate profitability mustn’t be shackled by health and safety gone mad.

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