The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

Piece of shit needs locking away.

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Yes.

In the same cell as this cunt

along with one of these for a week

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The cunts responsible for this:

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nd these

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Get back into your hole, you Neanderthal bufotoxin repository.

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Repository?

Oh fuck off with your ‘feel sorry for me’ bullshit you nonce enabling cunt.

It’s bad enough you did nothing but you actively supported and covered up for your noncy mates.

If there were too many cases to deal with you either ask for external assistance or stand up a bigger dedicated team to deal with it.

You don’t ignore or cover it up you dribbling bible bashing fucktard.

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It’s a hell of a take “There was so much crime, I decided to not deal with any of the crime at all.”

Cunt

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Utter failure being rewarded by Badenoch.

These people are utterly shameless. You couldn’t mark their necks with a blowtorch.

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I think we should test that hypothesis on every single one of them though. For science. Should use a MAP torch too, not just a regular butane one.

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It’s OK.

God will deal with it later.

Bible says so.

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A peerage has never really been a reward for success.

It’s a reward for loyalty.

Or for blowjobs, burning evidence, bungs, lying in the face of the obvious, providing knights to murder enemies (not for a while now, admittedly) and to keep people quiet about the shit they have on you.

Burn the fucking place down.

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I reckon a plasma cutter might do it :+1:

The fucking arrogance of this cunt is mind blowing. He thinks he’s in a position to dish out forgiveness.

If there’s a hell he deserves to burn in it for all eternity.

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I never had a good feeling about that man but was aware it could just be my raging anti religious bias, however I feel somewhat vindicated by the levels of cuntery displayed here

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Quite staggering that the head of the CoE should display such a staggering lack of awareness of what forgiveness is about, most significantly who is in the camp of people with scope to forgive. Hint: it’s not him.

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He seems to have form when it comes to this. His resignation speech was upsettingly light-hearted.

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How the fuck could anyone think he was fit to lead any kind of institution. Fucking narcissistic prick.

Rotten to the fucking core.

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