Setting aside that that stuff is basically 3rd rate axle grease - please tell me you don’t actually chuck stuff away the moment the best-before rolls around? 
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Shit, hope the bike gets fixed easily - and you too.
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We’re supposed to be riding up the Birmingham at the end of the month.
I’ve spent the last few days sorting luggage for a couple days away. 
Bugger! fingers crossed it works ou somehow.
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Yeah, victim bollox, upset the Powers That Be & the Deep State etc. Narcissistic predatory shit-stain.
Just watched a few mins of the youtube interview with that odious fucker Tucker Carlson.
Deliberately not linked to it but easy to find.
Loada cooked up conspiracy theory nonsense all deflection & smoke 'n mirrors!
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Certainly not, if it passes the sniff/initial taste test it’s going to get eaten. However, only healthy stuff goes out of date in this household.
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I’ll take your word for it 
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While we’re on creepy conspiracy loons re-entering my conscience, Laura “Jigsaw” Loomer can have a kick in the taco . . .
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And in case he hadn’t been noted as a complete wazzock recently
To the neighbour that let the fucking rude cunt salespeople in to knock on all the fucking doors.
I really don’t like people. I’ve dealt with all the fucking idiots today. All of them. Plus all the fucking roadworks on the way back to base.
So the last thing I need is some cunt pushing in front of me to get up the fucking stairs to get to some more juicy sales…
He got a Meatman bollocking.
Something along the lines of “fucking hell don’t mind me, I only fucking live here!”
Disappointingly, I did not call him a cunt.
Anyhoo, he didn’t knock on my fucking door. And neither did his colleague.
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'Dat bus driva mad angry bruv, leave ‘im’
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What’s wrong with phoning you any hour of the day or night like normal salespersons/scamsters?
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When are they going to put this cunt away for good?
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I’ve been wondering whether they actually have enough on them to make it stick, especially since they voluntarily went back to Romania - which I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t do unless they felt confident in being able to go free.
Put the right amount of cash in the right pockets…
Suck it up, snowflake.
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There isn’t a small enough violin
“Nanolin” 
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Too big
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Zeptolin?
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