Will take something better than that to supplant ‘fox shite gobbler’ 
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You missed the other fine quote.
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The Daily Star has this minute offered me a position as ’ Senior Headline Writer '.
They particularly liked ’ shake it and the seeds fall out ’
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Royal Mail, an incompetent sack of shit would make them look good. Their parcel delivery service is fucking dire and acheives the impossible task of making Yodel look good. The App is truly fucking awful, the tracking is shite, the redirection is shite and the customer service is shite. Third time in a row these cunts have fucked up, fucking useless.
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Sounds about right.
These are 100% squirrel proof from my experience.
Dont get me wrong I enjoy seeing the squirrels but with normal feeders they do ruin things for the birds.
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We’ve had a police helicopter overhead for about the last hour.
Honestly, what sort of arsehole is at it at 9am on a Sunday?
What’s stopping you from doing crimes at a more traditional time of day? 
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Laura Kuensberg?
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When our nearest pub had a 2am extension into Sunday morning the drinkers’ night would traditionally end with a huge fight outside. The helicopter might be first on the scene, filming the whole lot. Sometimes, after 20 minutes or so, I’d pull on a pair of jeans and a tee-shirt and wander down to ask how much longer the racket would go on for. By now the police would have closed the roads and would be standing by their cars waiting for the fighters to tire themselves out with one another rather than with them. The police and I would chat for a few minutes before they’d finally move in to arrest anyone who was still up for it. And I’d wander back to bed.
These days it seems as often as not they’re criss-crossing the town with thermal imaging looking for an aged escapee who has let themself out of their house and headed off into the darkness in their nightclothes.
To myself for using eBay to sell the L10 pre
I even paid for shipping insurance at an additional £50 to make sure we were both covered , he’s tried doesn’t like it and now wants to return because the remote is intermittent ( it isn’t) and did not come with a power lead , I never included one on the listing and the feet arnt original.
Some people are full on cunts
Anyway Jonathan Tiffin , shepherds Bush if you come across stay away,
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Yep, buyers using private sellers as free demos and/or returning shit they broke. Utter UTTER cunts.
Watch forums have cases where the cunts buy a genuine watch and return a fake, (tho’ commoner is the old “it never arrived” scam).
Ebay always sides with the buyer, even when the watch has been through their (fucking useless) authentication process…
Fucking nightmare, and the free listings are not going to get the platform credible again… Too many liars and thieves out there.
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I now really understand when you sell watches here under the market rate. It will be back here for someone to hopefully enjoy. The light is the L300 is an absolute banger and worth the attention I’m getting from the Yang
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The L300 is a real sonic gem, genuinely special, so I guess some karmic adjustment had to come… 
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CP to the cunts who think it’s ok to do some work about 750m from the house and use spotlights that belong in a fucking football stadium.
Fucking things are lighting up the whole area including the low clouds FFS
Lebanon?
Nope, portsmouth is to the east of that
Christ alive, get a life man!
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Possibly an errant IDF defensive manoeuvre then 
First world problems eh.
virtue signalling goes down better on pfm 