The all-new shiny cockpunch thread

I’m not

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Hmm so whistleblower gets penalised for highlighting a liar being protected

The life of a whistle-blower. A cunt of a job, but someone’s got to do it.

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CUNTZ

After 5 calls over the last week Virgin have totally lost the plot. They are now refusing to honour the pending contract amendment they offered me in writing. I have raised a formal complaint. CUNTS.

If I had a pound for every time I have been interrogated like this:

What a cunt.

Edit When interrogated like this, I say I’m from Sweden or Leyland depending on mood. And “my people” are Leyland. Usually wraps things up nicely…

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Same person who was given the job of introducing Meghan Markle to the royal family, apparently

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Was just reading it on twitter

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That explains rather a lot… :man_facepalming:

Getting into one’s personal space and moving their hair so as to inspect their Name Badge?

Insanely stupid.

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Now the trick there would have been to ask ‘Lady’ SH what her name was when she was still a man…

Fire-with-fire and all that…

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Fuuuuucccckkkk! Where’s my fucking eye-bleach? You could have warned us first! :scream::scream::scream::nauseated_face:

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I thought the pearl necklace to hide the Adam’s apple was a fly touch :ok_hand:

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Could do with being a few notches tighter

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Witchell (on BBC News) saying how “mortified” SH will be over this.

Boo fucking hoo, no mention of how mortified the victim of her questioning might be. What a cunt.

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What on earth might have prompted right wing extremists to make threats to Meghan Markle?

Hmm

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Seems like William’s godmother Lady Susan Hussey has resigned.

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Yep. That’s the reason why on the (increasingly rare) occasions acquaintances send me links from any of the above Seat Covers\ Emergency Arsewipes, I go full flow, de-constructing the articles; hopefully encouraging the cunts to think things through.

Hope springs eternal.

:man_facepalming::sweat_smile:

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Good. Apart from appearing to specialise in crass; rude and offensive behaviour, what did she actually do? :thinking:

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Waited, a lot, apparently.

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