Sad news from Ilford as Jim declares…
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Needs Purple Raindeer.
VB
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And crying doves.
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needs to be about 4 foot shorter as well
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Needs burning.
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Might benefit from a trip through the woodchipper first. Can’t rush these things if you want them done properly.
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Is this the time for Boy George’s description of Prince?
Taking inspiration from Madonna with a nod to Jean Paul Gaultier master corsetir Mr.MWS’s range of festive ‘Norky the snowman’ sweaters will be available from selected Happy shopper outlets next August.
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I totally want to see @wayward chipping his Xmas tree to get a seasonal smoke on his Turkey. Naturally this will have to be done on the weekend before Xmas as it’ll take days to cook.
Must include pictures of the kids’ faces.
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Coniferous trees in the bbq? Might be OK if I wanted to creosote the turkey I suppose! 
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Not sure that this would meet Papal approval for Xmas decoration design given recent altar boy related incidents.
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That’s why you’ll never match Heston for innovation, right there.
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Self felating angels, lucky bastards!
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Saw them supporting UK Subs in 1978
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time to dress the Christmas ornament…same as last year or something different?
2018-12-17_05-20-04 by uh_simon, on Flickr
This instead.
