we start the decoration with some 21C nipple tassels.
although they might attract too much cat interest
For reasons better understood by Mrs MWS we are hosting Christmas for the Family this year. There will be no napping, gorging or endless James Bond viewing for yours truly. A day of service and bonhomie has been clearly outlined. My somewhat dim view of the above seems to lack impact in Cassa de Sexy so in a change of tack, I will be deploying some old origami favorites that work tremendously well with napkins as it turns out.
Excellent,we will all be round at 8am with patch
Just in time for a cup of mellow birds and a Heston mince pie.
Shouldnât there be two pâs in crappest?
And an i.
Crappiest.
Itâs doing my head in, quite frankly.
Eva too, who the fuck is she?
All you pedantic perfectionists leave now!
I suppose my effort (A Very Poor Effort Indeed, according to Claire) at decorating my room belongs in here, rather than the âtoday I have mainlyâŚâ thread:
So why, if its a thread for all of Evaâs Christmas shit, is everybody posting their own stuff?
We all score our shit from Eva, sheâs got tat galore
It wouldnât be AA without the crapp spelling.
Inndded
Maybe it should be crAAp? @jim joke, Iâm sorry.
Donât be sorryâŚ
You will be.