The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

[Pilgrim]

Talking of Christmas, where’s the cat ?

[malbec]

Yeah, but look at the size of the tree now

[B2T]

It’s a clown’s life.

[Rob998]

When your dog is blind, and you move the sofa…

[Ijrussell]

I’m embarrassed to say that I laughed out loud at that.

[htm_1968]

[gthang]

Wow

[J_B]

[htm_1968]

[charliechan]

[htm_1968]

[2a3]

[MGOwner]

[charliechan]

[charliechan]

[AmDismal]

[malbec]

Feck - Mrs Abbott could have written the same thing.
The amount of times I’ve had to sit watching shit on TV that she has chosen while she looks at her phone or ipad. When I ask to watch something different the reply is always the same…‘But I’m watching that’. No you’re fucking not . You’re watching horses, horses and more fecking horses.
Only two more days until we complete on the new house and I get a room with no fecking telly
…and breathe…

[B2T]

Waving, not drowning.

[charliechan]

[B2T]

[The Les Paul, with a 17 degree non-scarfed headstock angle, is renowned for fractures.]