Surely that can be all sorted after Brexit. No more fractures ftw
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That would be over too quickly. A couple of hungry honey badgers would be more fun.
I’m not sure that hungry, when referring to Honey Badgers, is a requirement for them to tear you apart. They seem to enjoy that sort of thing without food being a motive.
It would make sure that they were even more incentivised.
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I’m sure if they show the HB’s a couple of Swap Shop repeats, it would have the same effect.
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He’s found the perfect way of making sure people vote for him in this though
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If he’d offered to pay a visit to Dignitas, the bookmakers would have stopped taking bets.
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He’s on £600’000 for the gig, I doubt he gives a shite. Odious cunt.
If they turned that programme into a celebrity version of the Hunger Games I think I would be tempted to watch.
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“If I eat walnuts then my face swells up like a beach ball.”
“Is that an allergy?”
“No, it’s a simile.”
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Haha @anon14766838
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