The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts


#2138

Surely that can be all sorted after Brexit. No more fractures ftw


#2139

Quiet night in.


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#2143

That would be over too quickly. A couple of hungry honey badgers would be more fun.


#2144

I’m not sure that hungry, when referring to Honey Badgers, is a requirement for them to tear you apart. They seem to enjoy that sort of thing without food being a motive.


#2145

It would make sure that they were even more incentivised.


#2146

I’m sure if they show the HB’s a couple of Swap Shop repeats, it would have the same effect.


#2147

He’s found the perfect way of making sure people vote for him in this though

VB


#2148

If he’d offered to pay a visit to Dignitas, the bookmakers would have stopped taking bets.


#2149

He’s on £600’000 for the gig, I doubt he gives a shite. Odious cunt.

If they turned that programme into a celebrity version of the Hunger Games I think I would be tempted to watch.


#2150

“If I eat walnuts then my face swells up like a beach ball.”

“Is that an allergy?”

“No, it’s a simile.”


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#2157

Haha @ZiggyMarley