If you’re ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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Too close to the knuckle for The Football thread. 
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Stronzetto, Stronzetto, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
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I saw a woman crying in a shopping centre car park… She had locked her keys in her car.
I said “I’ll fix it.”
I pulled off my trousers and rolled them into a tight ball.
I rubbed them up against the car door and the lock popped open.
Amazed, she said “how the hell did you do that?”
I said “Easy… these are my Khakis!”
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Once seen, cannot be unseen.
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I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don’t know Y.
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Because it’s your X and you parted on bad terms?
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It’s U, it’s always been U
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