If you’re ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts
Stronzetto, Stronzetto, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
I saw a woman crying in a shopping centre car park… She had locked her keys in her car.
I said “I’ll fix it.”
I pulled off my trousers and rolled them into a tight ball.
I rubbed them up against the car door and the lock popped open.
Amazed, she said “how the hell did you do that?”
I said “Easy… these are my Khakis!”
Once seen, cannot be unseen.
I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don’t know Y.
Because it’s your X and you parted on bad terms?
It’s U, it’s always been U