The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts


#2338

If you’re ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.


#2339

Too close to the knuckle for The Football thread. :grinning:


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#2342

Stronzetto, Stronzetto, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

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#2347

I saw a woman crying in a shopping centre car park… She had locked her keys in her car.

I said “I’ll fix it.”

I pulled off my trousers and rolled them into a tight ball.
I rubbed them up against the car door and the lock popped open.

Amazed, she said “how the hell did you do that?”

I said “Easy… these are my Khakis!”


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#2349

Once seen, cannot be unseen.


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#2353

I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don’t know Y.


#2354

Because it’s your X and you parted on bad terms?


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#2356

It’s U, it’s always been U


#2357

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