The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts


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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, “Do you smell fish?”


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An old Yorkshireman is lying in his bed dying. With a very weak voice he asks:
Is my wife here?
Yes, I am here.
Are my children here?
Yes, your children are all here.
Are my grandchildren here?
Yes grandad, we are all here.

Then why is the fucking light in the kitchen still on?


#2591

The Jewish version was

So who is minding the shop?


#2592

You can’t tell that one nowadays though. You might get accused of being anti-septic.


#2593

Why would that annoy the Yanks?


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Cancel.


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Here’s one little guy who’s not going to grow up to be an abattoirist, oh no…