The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts


#2598

Looks pretty good at fridge-raiding though :slight_smile:


#2599

Poor little fella, someone give him a pork chop FFS!


#2600

Kellyanne Conway walks into the oval office and says, “The furor is high over this investigation.” Trump replies “Oh I’m not high, it’s just the dementia”


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#2603

Forum software trims the image. Possibly a merciful relief really. Click on it if you can be bothered…


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#2605

Hahahahahahahaha ! Everyone knows that those are the bottom ten numbers.

VB
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#2606

Are you just trawling the internet and posting the first thing that comes up?


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#2608

Case in point: a picture of @A_Touch_of_Cloth


#2609

I presume Ms Spatchcock is underwater somewhere?


#2610

She’ll need to come up for air at some point.

I’m surprised the watch is missing though. I thought they were good down to 50 meters


#2611

She will likely deploy her blow hole.


#2612

You neglected to insert your favourite ‘decades of experience servicing old boilers’ joke while you were at it Wayne.


#2613

That’s what you are here for :+1:


#2614

and not forgetting:


#2615

Probably on his 23rd coat trying to cover that :poop: up.


#2616

Yeah… just carry on as if I’m not here…

Fuckers.


#2617

Who said that?