Looks pretty good at fridge-raiding though 
Poor little fella, someone give him a pork chop FFS!
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Kellyanne Conway walks into the oval office and says, “The furor is high over this investigation.” Trump replies “Oh I’m not high, it’s just the dementia”
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Forum software trims the image. Possibly a merciful relief really. Click on it if you can be bothered…
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Hahahahahahahaha ! Everyone knows that those are the bottom ten numbers.
VB
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Are you just trawling the internet and posting the first thing that comes up?
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I presume Ms Spatchcock is underwater somewhere?
She’ll need to come up for air at some point.
I’m surprised the watch is missing though. I thought they were good down to 50 meters
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She will likely deploy her blow hole.
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You neglected to insert your favourite ‘decades of experience servicing old boilers’ joke while you were at it Wayne.
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That’s what you are here for 
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Probably on his 23rd coat trying to cover that 
up.
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Yeah… just carry on as if I’m not here…
Fuckers.
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Who said that?
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