The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

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Got there eventually.

Didnā€™t realise it was best of 1968 day in the jokes thread.

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Are you gonna be my personal joke troll then? Oh joyā€¦:roll_eyes:

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I might chip as well just as soon as you submit anything resembling a joke for our delectationā€¦:smirk:

In the interim: :confounded:

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Iā€™m truly hurt :disappointed_relieved:

^^^ what he said. I promise Iā€™ll stop when you post something funny.

Better get used to it then. :rofl:

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Meh! Stop trying to cheer me up @Jim.

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The Dad Joke Front owns this thread.

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Thereā€™s three kinds of people in this world, those that are good at maths, and those that arenā€™t.

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I shit myself the last time I heard that.

No matter, my Mother soon changed my nappy :wink:

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Get behind @Jim in the queue for abuse (and hopefully the full gaseous discarge). That effort is absolute toshā€¦

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Brotherly deflection.

A slice of apple pie is Ā£2.50 in Jamaica and Ā£3 in the Bahamas . . .

There are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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:confounded: Et tu Prof? :confounded:

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To err is human.
To arr is pirate.

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International Talk Like A Pirate Day isnā€™t until the 19th of September. Please keep your privateerisms until nearer the time, you scurvy dogs.

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