The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts




Got there eventually.


Didn’t realise it was best of 1968 day in the jokes thread.


Are you gonna be my personal joke troll then? Oh joy…:roll_eyes:


I might chip as well just as soon as you submit anything resembling a joke for our delectation…:smirk:

In the interim: :confounded:



I’m truly hurt :disappointed_relieved:


^^^ what he said. I promise I’ll stop when you post something funny.

Better get used to it then. :rofl:


Meh! Stop trying to cheer me up @Jim.



The Dad Joke Front owns this thread.


There’s three kinds of people in this world, those that are good at maths, and those that aren’t.


I shit myself the last time I heard that.

No matter, my Mother soon changed my nappy :wink:


Get behind @Jim in the queue for abuse (and hopefully the full gaseous discarge). That effort is absolute tosh…


Brotherly deflection.


A slice of apple pie is £2.50 in Jamaica and £3 in the Bahamas . . .

There are the pie rates of the Caribbean.


:confounded: Et tu Prof? :confounded:



To err is human.
To arr is pirate.


International Talk Like A Pirate Day isn’t until the 19th of September. Please keep your privateerisms until nearer the time, you scurvy dogs.