The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts


#2678

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#2679

Got there eventually.


#2680

Didn’t realise it was best of 1968 day in the jokes thread.


#2681

Are you gonna be my personal joke troll then? Oh joy…:roll_eyes:


#2682

I might chip as well just as soon as you submit anything resembling a joke for our delectation…:smirk:

In the interim: :confounded:


#2683


#2684

I’m truly hurt :disappointed_relieved:


#2685

^^^ what he said. I promise I’ll stop when you post something funny.

Better get used to it then. :rofl:


#2686

Meh! Stop trying to cheer me up @Jim.

:angry:


#2687

The Dad Joke Front owns this thread.


#2688

There’s three kinds of people in this world, those that are good at maths, and those that aren’t.


#2689

I shit myself the last time I heard that.

No matter, my Mother soon changed my nappy :wink:


#2690

Get behind @Jim in the queue for abuse (and hopefully the full gaseous discarge). That effort is absolute tosh…


#2691

Brotherly deflection.


#2692

A slice of apple pie is £2.50 in Jamaica and £3 in the Bahamas . . .

There are the pie rates of the Caribbean.


#2693

:confounded: Et tu Prof? :confounded:


#2694


#2695

To err is human.
To arr is pirate.


#2696

International Talk Like A Pirate Day isn’t until the 19th of September. Please keep your privateerisms until nearer the time, you scurvy dogs.


#2697