The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts


#2698

I worked with a Michael Hunt is my last job. (Very definitely Michael, not Mike)


#2699

And on it goes. :roll_eyes:


#2700

You are protesting too much. Secretly, you love Jim’s jokes, and tune in every day hoping he has posted some more…


#2701

:crazy_face:
Seek help urgently!
:crazy_face:


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#2707

In real hell those two arrange a swingers party and answer the door to find @Penance there :slight_smile:


#2708

Always gentle, at first.


#2709

My wife has crashed the car.

When giving details to the Police, she said that the man she collided with was using his mobile phone and had a can of beer in his other hand.

The Police said the man was entitled to do that while on a chair in his back garden.


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#2711

This morning Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.”

I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.


#2712

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asked her, “First offender?”
“No”, she answered, “First a Gibson! Then a Fender!”


#2713

:face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#2714

Old but still makes me laugh


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#2716

An Irishman goes to a building site for his first day of work, and a couple of Englishmen think, “Ah, we’ll have some fun with him!” So, they walk up and say, “Hey, Paddy! As you’re new here, make sure you know a joist from a girder…” “Ah, sure, I knows” says Paddy, “‘Twas Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust.”


#2717

First joke I heard that overturned the then dominant culture. Old, but much appreciated.