I used to be a circumciser, but I missed and got the sack.
What is it about being blind that makes you want to walk the dog all the time?
Cracker
You should ban yourself for that one
Any reference to the ginger twat should be a ban
First, and last time I post a shit joke in the shit joke thread. Cunts.
I shared it with my parents, thatâs how shit it is
My wifeâs still giggling.
In fairness, posting the picture of Mick Hucknall in the shit joke thread is probably a worthy effort. Sadly, the additional text wasnât helpful in the humour department. Your are right about the cunts though.
EDIT: Meanwhile this piece of antiquity has re-emerged to torment the casual humour lover:
Nicola Sturgeon was visiting a Scottish primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked Mrs Sturgeon if she would like to lead the discussion on the word âTragedyâ.
So the illustrious SNP leader asked the class for an example of a âTragedyâ. A little boy stood up and offered, âIf ma best freen, whaâ lives on a ferm, is playinâ in the field and a tractor rins ower him and kills him, that wid be a tragedy.â âIncorrectâ, said Nicola, in her best trying-not-to-sound-too-patronising-Scottish-accent, âThat would be an accident.â
A little girl raised her hand, âIf a school bus kerryinâ fifty children drove owâr a cliff, killing aâbody inside, that wid be a tragedyâ. âIâm afraid notâ, explained Nicola, "thatâs what we would refer to as a great lossââ.
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Nicola searched the room. âIsnât there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?â
Finally, at the back of the room, a wee lad raised his hand and, in a quiet voice, said: âIf a plane kerryinâ you and your deputy â wiz struck by a âfreendly fireâ missile & blawn tae smithereens, that wid be a tragedy.â âFantastic!â exclaimed Nicola, âand can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?â
âWeelâ, says the lad, âit has tae be a tragedy, because it certainly widnae be a great loss, and it probably widnae be an accident either!â
Youâre.
Well spotted.
Itâs all I saw.
You are probably better off.
Surely if Grayling was choosing it would be someone who is neither a member of the Conservative party nor a sitting MP.
VB