The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

[Professor_Chaos]

I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer. I have a Czech one too.

[charliechan]

[htm_1968]

One for @Jim. A weapons grade pun of surpassing awfulness:

My mate is a transvestite and lives in the Greater Manchester area.
He has a Wigan address.

[MGOwner]

[Jim]

Weapons grade shite, more like

[htm_1968]

@Jim

Weapons grade shite, more like

'Zactly. It is in the right thread too.

[rmsshipbroker]

I’m getting worried about my mental health.
Laughed at two “jokes” in a row…

[mickbald]

i had to think about that one

[charliechan]

[htm_1968]

@rmsshipbroker

Laughed at two “jokes” in a row…

Deviant!

@mickbald

i had to think about that one

Seek professional help urgently.

[charliechan]

[2a3]

Not a joke (well, most here aren’t either) but it made me larf.

[rmsshipbroker]

@htm_1968

Deviant!

I’m in the right place then.

[charliechan]

[Myrman]

[Myrman]

[pbg]

Proves they are cowboys at WBAC, that’s officially the best selling car in the world that is…

[charliechan]

[Rob998]

Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?

Stirling Moss, Lewis Hamilton, Eddie Irvine… Ayr Town Centre…

[Mickyricky]