The secret diary of Elon Musk and other fuckery

“and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage” - things you don’t hear every day.

This whole Twitter thing is suspicious as fuck. He’s managed to tank the Tesla share price and Twitter. Surely he should be prosecuted for market manipulation?

Send him to Mars where he can do less damage :rofl:

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Horse for a happy finnish seems a bit steep, its 20 notes down City Road.

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Calling @Rob998

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I thought “another Elon pump and dump” as soon as I heard about the Twitter deal.
He’s a twat.

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Reading the article it seems very vague, the anonymous friend of the flight attendant alleges, blah, blah, blah.

I’m not saying it didn’t happen but whipping your todger out and asking if a lass fancied a shag when pissed was accepted mating behaviour when I was a lad.

As for pumping and dumping twitter, I hate the platform so if it tanks I couldn’t care less.

*Elongate is pretty funny.

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It really isn’t anymore. Which is not a bad thing.

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I would love to see Elon actually buy Twitter, transform it into another 4Chan (what his fanboys think he has planned), lose a shit ton of money and destroy the platform. Win-win.

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Especially if she works for you.

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