The secret diary of Elon Musk and other fuckery

Years ago I used to be adjacent to a “who am I going to attack next” guy. Every bloody week, and I was frequently the target of his ire.

These people are genuinely weird.

I always felt that one day he’d accidentally press the self-destruct button and sure enough he did. Pretty certain that Musk will do the same shortly.

It’s going to be interesting to see how much immunity-from-consequences the vast wealth he has access to will buy him…

Let’s hope it will be very little…

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I’m sure it will more likely be very much …

People (techbros) who mistake their planet sized egos for planet sized genius should bear in mind George Braque’s comment when he was on the outs with Picasso. “Picasso used to be a great painter, now he is just a genius.”

Georges

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Proofreader has been locked in the naughty cupboard for the weekend.

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Do not conform, pity the pedant instead - they love that.

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I hope someone captures all the different manbaby tantrums those two are gonna throw on film :ok_hand:

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Getting his fingers in every pie

Is that Latiin for ‘Biggest Shit’ ?

I always wondered were ‘I’ve kekked my pants’ came from

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Other Latin names may be more, if metaphorical, or less, if literal, appropriate.

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The ketamine is biting deep.

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Absolute fuckin’ scenes outside Trump Tower today. This is a real photo, btw.

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:joy: Brilliant ! The future story of US politics in one image.

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Nice one for cold war Steve

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Twat