There’s an additional facet, that Vivian herself has pointed out. Elon only uses artificial insemination, and quite clearly uses techniques to mean he only fathers boys. So the fact that Vivian is not the boy he feels he has bought and paid for is a particular afront to him.
I know at times people have made all sorts of cunty arguments about licenses to be able to have children etc, but Elon is the first person I’ve really thought “you should be stopped”. Those poor fucking kids, now being used as body shields etc.
14 Virtually abandoned kids from a loveless parent is pretty high scoring on the ‘Actual Cunt’ barometer. He seems to excell in cunt from all angles. Quite the all rounder.
I haven’t the stomach to look, but didn’t he have some kind of horrifically bodged penis enlargement surgery that basically broke his tiny molerat, so he couldn’t naturally inseminate anything anyway?
Sure would add fuel to his general bittereness and derangement if true.
“Don’t ever dump the juice from sardine cans onto the windshield and into the air vents. The oil makes it incredibly difficult to wash off of glass, and the smell bakes into the vents so that every time defrost turns on, the car smells a bit fishy.”