The shit that does merit its own thread

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Been there, tho it was a skanky pub bog sprayed in wd40 to stop the coke heads doing lines on the cistern.
I’d scored a dodgy one and 1 pint later I’m conning up with my bowels going down.
I relived the trainspoting scene, literally shitting Niagara falls for 30 minutes. I could hear people gagging as they took a piss outside the stall.
Finally finished and discovered a lack of TP, socks it was.

Spent the rest of the night tripping my tits off with a ring like a 1000 degree wizards sleeve and fucking cold feet.

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You paint such a beautiful picture…

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Its a life skill.

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A post was merged into an existing topic: The shit that doesn’t merit its own thread (the resurrection)

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2 posts were merged into an existing topic: The shit that doesn’t merit its own thread (the resurrection)

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I get the feeling people think they are posting in this thread

https://audioabattoir.com/t/the-shit-that-doesnt-merit-its-own-thread-the-resurrection/

This thread is just about shit

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Does it matter?

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Well spotted Kev. Sorted.

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Mergeman :crazy_face:

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Bait and switch thread, shitty trick.

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:angry:

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Go to give Terry the idea that he has some semblance of control :grinning:

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Funniest post yet :rofl:

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I have no self control. Let alone any control of anything else :roll_eyes:

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Bowels and bladder are buggers when you get to this point.

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Nappys are your saviour :+1:

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I don’t mind being called shitty pissy pants and I always get served first at the bar. ( as long as I take my drink outside ).

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Nappies…err unless you meant several short sleeps?

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