Been there, tho it was a skanky pub bog sprayed in wd40 to stop the coke heads doing lines on the cistern.
I’d scored a dodgy one and 1 pint later I’m conning up with my bowels going down.
I relived the trainspoting scene, literally shitting Niagara falls for 30 minutes. I could hear people gagging as they took a piss outside the stall.
Finally finished and discovered a lack of TP, socks it was.
Spent the rest of the night tripping my tits off with a ring like a 1000 degree wizards sleeve and fucking cold feet.